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    New Hires and Assignments

    1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
    2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
    3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
    4. Then analyze the situation:
    a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting
    department.
    b. If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.
    c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.
    d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.
    e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.
    f. If they are sleeping, put them in security.
    g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.
    h. If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.
    i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are
    looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.
    j. If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.
    k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in strategic planning.
    l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has
    been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management .
    Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a
    way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.
    You can never rise above the image that you have of yourself in your own mind."

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    Re: New Hires and Assignments

    good one teach [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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    [img]http://www.ukathletics.com/image_lib/mbb_team_200708.jpg[/img]




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    Re: New Hires and Assignments

    If 1/3 of the bricks are broken ,1/3 are lost and the rest are in their dinner buckets ,going home with them, they are coal miners.

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